A blonde goes into work one morning crying her eyes out. Her boss, concerned about all his employees' well being, asked sympathetically, "What's the matter?" The blonde replies, "Early this morning I got a phone call saying that my mother had passed away." The boss, feeling very sorry at this point, explains to the young girl. "Why don't you go home for the day, we aren't terribly busy. Just take the day off to relax and rest." The blonde very calmly states, "No, I'd be better off here. I need to keep my mind off it and I have the best chance of doing that here." The boss agrees and allows the blonde to work as usual. "If you need anything, just let me know." Well, a few hours pass and the boss decides to check on the blonde. He looks out over his office and sees the blonde hysterically crying!! He rushes out to her, asking, "What's so bad now. Are you gonna be ok?" "No!" exclaims the blonde. "I just got a call from my sister. She told me that HER mom died too!" by no

Honest answers 1. Why did you apply for this job? I have applied for many jobs along with this one and it¢s just that you called me first. 2. Why do you want to work for this company? I have to work for some company, whoever gives me a job, I don't have any specific company in mind. 3. Why should I hire you? You have to hire some one, you may give me a try. 4. What would you do if this happened? Well, it depends on my mindset and mood in that situation... 5. What is your biggest strength? I dare to join any company who pays me well, without thinking about the fate of company. 6. What is your biggest weakness? Girls 7. What was your worst mistake and how did you learn from it? Joining my earlier company and I learnt that I need to switch my job to get more money, so I am here today. 8. What accomplishments in your last position are you most proud of? Had I accomplished any in my last position, why do I need to change my job? I could demand more and stay there. 9. Describe a challenge that you faced and how did you overcome it? Biggest challenge is answering the question "why are you looking for a change" and I started blabbering irrelevantly to overcome that. 10. Why did you leave/ are you leaving your last job? For the same reason why you left your previous job. 11. What do you want from this job? No work and good hikes. 12. What are your career goals and how do you plan to achieve them? Making more money and for that I keep switching jobs every two years. 13. What do you know about our company? I knew you will ask me this question. So, I've gone through your website. 14. What salary are you expecting? Well, no one will change his job for the same salary, hence, give me 20% extra than what I am getting right now. I know you will bargain on whatever I ask.So I have already hiked my current salary by 30%. by dont know

Mother to her teenage daughter: I think this is the right time we should talk about sex. Daughter (Excitingly ): Sure mom, tell me what do you want to know. Mother Faints... by no

Teacher: u know the importance of period? Kid: Ya, once my sister said she has missed one, my mom fainted, dad got heart attack & our driver ran away. by no

Three Feelings: What's the difference between stress, tension and panic? Stress is when wife is pregnant, Tension is when girlfriend is pregnant, and Panic is when both are pregnant. by no

Husband asks , "Do u know the meaning of WIFE?? "Without Information Fighting Everytime" Wife replies," No, It means , "With Idiot For Ever !!!" by no

What is the definition of Mistress? Someone between the Mister and Mattress by I dont know

Man comes home, finds his wife with his friend in bed. He shoots his friend to death. Wife says, "If you behave like this, you will lose ALL your friends ". by dont know

Two men met while both where looking for their lost wives. 1st: How yours look like? 2nd: She is 5"7, 36-24-36, Fair, Black eyes. What about yours? 1st: Forget mine. Lets find yours!! by dont know

Teacher: (1)There is a frog,(2)Ship is sinking, (3)potatoes cost Rs 3/kg. Then,what is my age? STUDENT:32 yrs. Teacher:How do you know? STUDENT:Well, my sister is 16 yrs old and she is half mad. by dont know